... Priceless.

Zinedine Zidane:
Annual Salary: $8,000,000
Bonuses: $500,000
Endorsements: $8,500,000

Ending your career with one angry head-butt, being red-carded
and costing your team the World Cup in the process:

PRICELESS.


[thanks to Ash Wednesday, author of For Lack of a Better Term, for this laugh]